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Each Kuva Lich possesses one of two personality types (logical or jovial) which determine what quotes they use. Female liches have the logical trait while male liches have the jovial trait.

Kuva Larvling SpawnEdit

These voice lines are spoken by Kuva Guardians when a Kuva Larvling is about to spawn.

  • Inform the Queens we have found their sukjekkt.
  • Sukjekkt found. In her name.
  • Queens will not be pleased. Clone rot has gone too far. Send word.
  • Soldier, you have been nominated. Your glory awaits in her fortress.
  • Sukjekkt found. Moderate clone rot. Initiating reclamation.
  • Sukjekkt found. Significant trauma. Removing to galleon to assess Kuva Lich viability.

Killing the LarvlingEdit

  • Sukjekkt secured. Removing from battlefield. Peezporr enkkaagge kraaft!
  • We have the chosen sukjekkt. They will become Lich, or die.
  • You are the Queen-chosen, soldier. Greatness awaits you. Greatness... or perhaps death.

Birth of Kuva LichEdit

These voice lines are affected by the weapon's element used to kill the Larvling.

JovialEdit

  • Do you have any idea what it takes to reattach severed limbs? You will.

Heat b HeatEdit

  • It isn't that you immolated me. It isn't that I died. No, it's that now, the only thing I can smell is PORK.
  • You might have forgotten the first time we met, but I've still got the third degree burns.
  • Time for a thermal facelift!
  • You introduced me to fire. We became friends. We decided we don't like you.
  • Ah Tenno. You lit up my life. And my body. And organs. And teeth. And now I'm gonna romance you just the same.

Cold b ColdEdit

  • Here's how you're getting out of here: frozen solid, covered in syrup and given to my kubrows as a sugar lick.
  • I'm gonna freeze you, feed you feet first into a snowblower and spray what comes out all over Cetus.
  • Giving me the cold shoulder? For that I think I'm gonna kick your... ICE! Hahahahaha...
  • I don't take kindly to being frozen solid.

Electricity b ElectricityEdit

  • Remember me? The energy between us is undeniable. Some might say... electric. Ha! You fried me is what I'm saying. Get ready to die.
  • Your voltage contracted every muscle in my body hard enough to break every bone. Today the role of ME, will be played by YOU. Lights up!
  • Ah Tenno. You lit up my life. And my body. And organs. And teeth. And now I'm gonna romance you just the same.

Toxin b Toxin/Gas b Gas/Viral b ViralEdit

  • Whatever poison you pumped me full of, Friend, it didn't do what you thought it would. Heh heh heh.
  • The poison is in the dose, Friend. Whatever it was, turns out I'm partial to it. FEELING GOOD!
  • You make me sick, Tenno. No, I mean you literally have made me violently ill and now I'm comprised primarily of foreign bacteria.
  • Your toxin. IMAGINE if a hangover could kill you. Now imagine that hangover is a person. Surprise! It's me and I'm going to kill you.

Magnetic b MagneticEdit

  • I'm going to light you up like a Corpus showroom!

LogicalEdit

  • I have been bisected, dissected, autopsied, upgraded... the line between who I was and what I am erased and redrawn more times than I have bothered to record.

Heat b HeatEdit

  • Flames kill some... forge others.
  • I burned. I learned.
  • You incinerated me once, but you'll learn this: the only fire in which we burn, is time. And the blood of the Queens? Has rendered me... fire-proof.

Cold b ColdEdit

  • With your freezing touch my blood pressure dropped to zero. My mind is clear. My thoughts... crystalline.
  • With cold come silence. In silence, with cognitive processors supercooled, I can think. Plan. Execute.
  • Since you froze me, I feel nothing. Numb. I do not feel the world. I do not feel. I am naught but my will. I will you... ill.

Electricity b ElectricityEdit

  • Your voltage exceeded survivable tolerances. And yet, I live.
  • I may be electric, but I'm anything but static.

Toxin b Toxin/Gas b Gas/Viral b ViralEdit

  • Your poison did not kill, I evolved. You are no poisoner. You lie. You are a lie.
  • With the addition of your toxin, my body has become a laboratory. In it I develop new miracles. I open gateways... to death.
  • If a poison does not poison it is not a poison. If a killer does not kill they are not a killer. Conclusion: You are not very good at your job.

Magnetic b MagneticEdit

  • In a flash your current rewrote who I am. Optimized me. Focused me. On you.

After Logging InEdit

JovialEdit

  • Are you ignoring me, Tenno? You bruise my feelings.
  • I've been taking time to work on...me.
  • You are dead already. I know it. The System knows it. My fifteen friends who are betting on it know it.
  • Yoohoo! Snickety-snack, guess who's back!

LogicalEdit

  • Think, Adversary. Fathom me. Find me. And die.
  • You can no more resolve a solution for the equation I represent than a kubrow might fathom a card trick.
  • Your reactions fall within expected parameters. Continue as you are. I shall be waiting.
  • Your crime has not been forgotten, Adversary. Your crime of existence.
  • I can wait forever, Adversary. But I won't.

In Kuva Lich ProfileEdit

JovialEdit

  • You know, as I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself... "I really don't like this person."
  • Friend! It's been too long.
  • Friend, Friend, Friend. We keep meeting like this.
  • You tore me to pieces, Tenno. That wasn't very nice.
  • I think they're scared. Comrades, are they scared? I think they're scared.
  • The next time you drop someone at death's door? Knock.
  • Death... it's overrated, really.
  • Naughty, naughty.
  • I'm alive! Alive! Oh. Oh, Tenno. You have no idea what you have brought down upon your head.
  • You tore me limb from limb. But I've pulled myself together since then. Hah.
  • You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I've had replaced.
  • Wakey wakey!
  • Do you have any idea what it takes to reattach severed limbs? You will.
  • I am the hunter, you are the prey. That's how this works! Questions?
  • Word of advice: when you kill someone, make sure it takes!
  • Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip.

LogicalEdit

  • I am of the old blood. We do not die, foolish Adversary.
  • Your dismemberment of me has not resulted in a conventional outcome.
  • You can no more resolve a solution for the equation I represent than a kubrow might fathom a card trick.
  • My primate ancestors attempted to fell the moon by hurling stones at it. Your attempts to fell me are no different. You have been... out-evolved, Adversary.
  • I can wait forever, Adversary. But I won't.
  • I see you, Adversary, and I adapt.
  • Your murder of me is now redefined as your attempted murder of me.
  • Think, Adversary. Fathom me. Find me. And die.
  • Arms. Legs. Organs. There is nothing you can take from that I cannot replace. No Hell you can consign me to from which the blood of the Queens cannot retrieve me.
  • I am no stranger to the lands beyond Death. It is a sunless place, in a direction you cannot point to. Soon... you shall reside there.
  • You fight one gifted the old blood - the Queen's kuva. Death will not end me.
  • Your crime has not been forgotten, Adversary. Your crime of existence.
  • Your reactions fall within expected parameters. Outcomes have been mapped. Continue as you are. I shall be waiting.
  • The dismemberment you subjected me to was not my first. Will not be my last. Death is no solution to the problem of me.

Navigating controlled sectors in the Star ChartEdit

JovialEdit

  • Mine. Sector's a dump, but it's my dump.
  • I'll take that. Thaaank you. Somebody plant a flag.
  • Your little Lich is coming up in the world, Tenno.

LogicalEdit

  • Dictating terms to relevant personages in mining, personnel and security. This Sector has a new master.
  • Witness: my control expands to a new sector. Accept: you lack the capacity to stop me. Resolve: to surrender or die. We will talk again.
  • Sector acquired.
  • The Sector is under control. Resistance crushed. Troops: begin optimizing the local workforce.

Completing a Mission on an affected NodeEdit

JovialEdit

  • Wallet feeling a little light, Friend? Heh heh heh heh.
  • Operating in MY sector, Friend? Time to pay the idiot tax.
  • I think I have something of yours? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Bravo. You're getting closer. I really thought you'd be on me by now.
  • Yoink! What was yours is now mine. Bye-bye.

LogicalEdit

  • All who pass through my Sector must pay the tax. You are no exception, my little Adversary.
  • Adversary: I have taken my tithe, as is my right as holder of this Sector.
  • I take your coin as easily as I take your life, your power, your joy.
  • Tithe accepted. You may go.

After Revealing a Requiem Mod / Upgrade Rank of the Kuva LichEdit

JovialEdit

  • Bravo. You're getting closer. I really thought you'd be on me by now.
  • You're getting waaaar-merrr.

LogicalEdit

  • You draw closer. I pity you, this false moment of triumph before, head-high, you stride into the threshing jaws of what I truly am.
  • You apply what you have learned and draw a successful conclusion. Outcome: we are now in closer proximity.

Fighting the Kuva LichEdit

GeneralEdit

JovialEdit

  • Oh no, you don't. Get back here and take what's coming to you.
  • So, I can do violent and messy or messy and violent. Any preferences?
  • I think they're scared. Comrades, are they scared? I think they're scared.
  • Easy come, easy go.
  • Wakey, wakey!

LogicalEdit

  • I am here.
  • Prepare.
  • A pedestrian maneuver.
  • Mediocre.
  • You fight one gifted the old blood - the Queen's kuva. Death will not end me.
  • Your arrival is noted. Your expulsion inevitable. Proceed.
  • Encounter: modeled. There are three solutions in which you win, 439 in which you die. Your move.
  • Death will not end me.

After Attacking with Correct Requiem ModEdit

JovialEdit

  • Ugh I can taste my spleen, that's not good.
  • Thank you... for keeping this'... interesting.
  • Easy come, Easy go.
  • I'm just going to come back as somethin' even more horrible.

LogicalEdit

  • Bodily stress... exceeds... engineering... tolerances.
  • Probability... mapping... has... failed... me.
  • Queens! I... am... in... need!

Failing a Requiem AttemptEdit

JovialEdit

  • I told you I was unstoppable. Now you'll see what a fully evolved Kuva Lich can do.
  • Every day in every way I just get better and better.
  • You should have stopped me when you had a chance. Now I'm top of the food chain. And you're lunch.
  • I'm just getting stronger.

LogicalEdit

  • Ineffective.

FleeingEdit

JovialEdit

  • I told you I was unstoppable. Now you'll see what a fully evolved Kuva Lich can do.
  • Oh, Tenno. I'm a whole new me.
  • Oh, YES.

LogicalEdit

  • There is... nothing... left... within myself... to... conquer. I. AM. OPTIMIZED.
  • I grow... I evolve. What wonders the old blood has revealed to me.
  • I am whole, complete, final. I am, at last, the warrior the Queens intended for me to be. I AM! THE OLD BLOOD!
  • I have upgraded.

VanquishedEdit

JovialEdit

  • Won't lie, this literally always hurts.
  • Well, fair's fair. HRK!
  • Until next time, friend.
  • You win some, you lose some HORKK!
  • Oh come o- AHHHHH-.

LogicalEdit

  • My Queens, forgive me!
  • I have failed.
  • Unacceptable.

Converting the Kuva LichEdit

JovialEdit

  • If the Queens ever find out, I'm dead meat, but... deal.
  • A smart choice worm... I-I mean 'Friend'.
  • Hahahaha. Ta ta, Tenno.
  • Until next time, friend.
  • Well, fair's fair. HUUKK!
  • You should have stopped me when you had a chance. Now I'm top of the food chain. And you're lunch.
  • Ugh. For the love of... Fine. Lich out.
  • Sure Friend, why not? No hard feelings?

LogicalEdit

  • Troops! Your commander is exfiltrating!
  • Very well. I concede. We are allied.
  • Very well, Adversary. You have my sword. Forgive me, my Queens.
  • Allegiance or death? Nothing is gained from death. And so: allegiance.
  • There is... nothing... left... within myself... to... conquer. I. AM. OPTIMIZED.
  • I am whole, complete, final. I am, at last, the warrior the Queens intended for me to be. I AM! THE OLD BLOOD!
  • Fascinating. I shall factor this experience into future engagement models. Farewell.

When Converted Kuva Lich Assists the PlayerEdit

Upon EnteringEdit

JovialEdit

  • Here to help! And you thought I'd betray you.
  • Let's get started! I need to work off some of this tube weight.
  • Enemies! Prepare to be hammered in your reproductive organs!
  • Never fear, your right-hand Grineer is here.

LogicalEdit

  • Permit me to assist.
  • My assistance will increase your probability of success considerably.
  • Are you trying to get yourself killed? Allow me to assist.
  • Allow me optimize your combat strategy.

Upon LeavingEdit

JovialEdit

  • Til next time, Friend.
  • Well, that was fun.
  • Now that we're warmed up, what's next?
  • I can hear the survivors screaming in terror! Hilarious.

LogicalEdit

  • Efficient and effective. I take my leave.
  • Victory criteria have been successfully met. Exfiltrating.
  • My obligations are concluded. By your leave.

After DyingEdit

JovialEdit

  • You win some, you lose some.

LogicalEdit

  • My defeat has bought you time. Exploit it!

QuirksEdit

Allergic to NatureEdit

JovialEdit

  • This void-forsaken place... is... an abomination... AND I CAN'T STOP ITCHING!
  • Bugs in my ARMOR! This thing's air tight! HOW? AAGH!

LogicalEdit

  • 'Nature'. A festering cesspit of allergens... and... IRRITANTS!

Always HungryEdit

JovialEdit

  • Mmm... Mmm. Tastes better than victory.
  • Spreading terror certainly builds up an appetite.

LogicalEdit

  • Nutrition levels low... consuming vitamin slurry.
  • Refillng nutrient levels. One moment.

BloodhoundEdit

JovialEdit

  • Either I need to swab out my pits, or there's a Tenno in here.

LogicalEdit

  • I smell you. You are... close.
  • I may not see you, but I smell you.

CowardEdit

JovialEdit

  • Wait... if you can kill an Eximus... then... conceivably... you could kill... me? RUN!
  • I don't remember you being so potent. Running away!
  • I can see, I'm outmatched. Goodbye, Tenno!

LogicalEdit

  • Adversary more competent than modeled. Withdrawing to restrategize.
  • I have... overestimated my capabilities. Withdrawing. Withdrawing!

DeserterEdit

Hatred of CorpusEdit

Hatred of InfestedEdit

  • You make me sick, Tenno. No, I mean you literally have made me violently ill and now I'm comprised primarily of foreign bacteria.

Fear of Being AloneEdit

JovialEdit

  • Uhh... I appear to be in this fight, alone. Could we possibly reschedule?
  • Come on, Tenno. Me, by myself? That's hardly a fair fight. Be a good sport.

LogicalEdit

  • Allies all gone. Odds of success failing. Help! I need help!
  • Outnumbered! Engagement is tactically unsound. Rethinking strategy!

LonerEdit

JovialEdit

  • One-on-one. Just how I like it.
  • Finally just us. Those others were just holding me back.

LogicalEdit

  • Reinforcements are superfluous to needs. The strategy coalesces. I am focused.

Fear of ChildrenEdit

JovialEdit

  • Agh! Furious children! Coming for meee! This is just like that dream I had!
  • Ugh... brats... sticky hands and... shrieking voices! Stay away!

LogicalEdit

  • Human... human children? Born by a human mother? No! Too much! I can't bear it! AWAY! AWAY!
  • Children? Children! Unevolved, undeveloped, single-function, parasitic lifeforms!

Fear of KubrowsEdit

JovialEdit

  • Good doggie... GOOD DOGGIE! AAAAGH!
  • Good kubrow. Who's a good kubrow? Back. Back! GET BACK YOU MUTT!

LogicalEdit

  • Aah! Back! Back foul beast!
  • A Kubrow! I am processing... Terror.

Fear of Space TravelEdit

JovialEdit

  • Space. Spaaace! Limitless... void! Crushing existential dread! Get it together Lich...
  • I hate space. If I wanted to be crushed by infinite meaningless I'd read your diary.

LogicalEdit

  • Space! Infinite... space! Should never have come here!

ParanoidEdit

JovialEdit

  • Sure, I may be paranoid... but that doesn't mean EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ISN'T A BACKSTABBING SCUM!
  • I've heard the muttering... the scheming... the plotting behind my back. I know. Oh, I know...

LogicalEdit

  • Traitors executed. Ranks optimized.
  • Every Grineer traitor has a tell. And when I see that tell... it's lights out.

Prone to VertigoEdit

Trophy HunterEdit

VainEdit

JovialEdit

  • Better, stronger... cuter. You behold the Queens' number one son.
  • I'm either loved or hated... just because I'm so beautiful.
  • Loo-king GOOD.

LogicalEdit

  • Visual feedback confirms a Platonic ideal of perfection/imperfection. I'm pretty.
  • You really can't improve... beyond perfection.

PyromaniacEdit

JovialEdit

  • You are gonna light up like a little girl seeing her first Pobber.
  • Burn. BURN. BURN!!!

LogicalEdit

  • Fire. Building a revenge is like building a fire. You wait, work, accumulate and then at the right moment, toss the match.
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