All posts by Gerbilll!!!

Kid, when you get to my level of achievement, you basically become a god. Picture walking into a relay and all the bitches drop their panties. Or landing on cetus and all the osterons throw their women at you. If you think that sort of status comes with "just playing the game" or "getting to that next mastery rank", you're wrong. Dead fucking wrong. See, my skills can't be quantified with numbers and stats. It comes from literal godhood. Sure, I started out like the noob, spoon-fed, "bang your head against the wall" bitch that you appear to be. But then I realized what I was doing wrong. You haven't gotten anywhere near my level yet, so even if I explained it with pictures, your tiny brain wouldn't comprehend it. Essentially, warframe makes you think outside the box and you're so deep inside that box, you think mods will actually help you win. Plat doesn't help you win, weapons don't help you win and no, not even primed items will help you win. Can you picture starting up a level and having the enemy just throw their drops at you and turn around and let you ass fuck them with their own weapons? Of course not, cause you're still in that box. Do all of us a favor and put your penis up to your console or pc or whatever it is you use to do whatever it is you THINK you're doing right and piss in it. Cause that's what you're doing in warframe. On a side note, you're not worthy to read what I have to say on this matter. So poke your eyes out after reading this. I'm done, I have to get back to warframe.

Hello wiki, my old friend

I've come to search your pages once again

Because a question in warframe, puzzling

Left its seeds while I was, farming

And the question, that was planted in my brain... still remains

Within the pages of this wiki

In restless Plains I flew alone

Narrow streets of Cetus' tents

'Neath the halo of a broken Lua

I turned my syandana to the cold and damp

When my nueroptics were stabbed by the flash of a Teralyst's light

That split the night

And touched the pages, of the wiki

Ten thousand Grineer maybe more

MOA's were talking without speaking

Banshee quaking without hearing

Octavia writing songs, that Tenno never shared

No one dared

Disturb the pages, of the wiki

"Tenno Skoom," said I, "You do not know

Infestation from Nidus grows"

Read this wiki that it might teach you

Wiki knows that this might reach you"

But my words, like silent gunshots fell

And echoed, in the caves, of Eidolon

And the Grineer bowed and prayed

To the Worm Queen they made

And the Braids flashed out its warning

In the Kuva that it was forming

And the Queen said, "The Wiki will give you the answers that you seek!"

If only they would use it, my little sweet.