Sounds about right, simps are unworthy of partaking the fruit between the cheeks.
It is written in 2nd Thotalattians chapter 69 verse 69 sayeth; From the streets the thots came and to the streets they shall return, but no simps shall find refuge, warmth or pleasure in the company of them. Only players can play and the simps are played.
Simp master dangle jangle legs small boi ballast!