For an emo poster who usually squashes any and random enthusiasm, you're the antithesis of fun, *insert laughing face*, which is not surprising, despite you claiming that you "prefer fun".
Just chill... this is an "off-topic" post anyways. Not like I care how people would overanalyze this post. You're completely missing the point of the post. It could be other weapon doing the red-crit. It's the unexpected buff that made it momentarily enjoyable. It is already well known that in most cases Laetum is not-built-for-crits.
In fact, this is a not a "build", so your "effective build over red crits" is you going on your desired tangent, inapplicable as it is. You just want to say something to "sound right," which of course you're not wrong, but you're not right either.