Talk:Sanctuary Onslaught/@comment-44771622-20200101214218

Whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy, the part of the story I didn’t like is....

All this information and nothing about how to get the Simulacrum Key, how/where to purchase the key, how to get standing, or what to do in order to have access to the training simulation that must be acquired using the Sanctuary Onslaught. This highlights the problem with Warframe guide creators and makes me wonder whether the inspiration behind most tutorials is the desire to help new players or if they just want to show off what they know about Warframe. Maybe its unintentional or maybe its not.

Here’s a classic example of the disconnect between newish players and experienced players:

Newer Player: “how do i go to that training simulation room that i see all the Youtubers using?”

Experienced Player: “The Relay”

Newer Player: “Wtf? The relay?”

Experienced Player: “Google”

Conclusion: what a waste of time. If the desire was to indeed help the newer player this would not be even close to the responses given. These responses say to me that the experienced player answers (even though they could have chosen to say nothing) so as to show that (of course) they know the answer to such a kindergarten level question but they have no intention of actually helping the newer player (as if no one ever thought of using google before).

Also, how about including this brainbuster: The Relay is on Earth! (Standing ovation...I am the smartest man alive!)

...the boy gave up looking after half an hour. He didn’t put up posters or anything...You gotta think when you got a pet you got a responsibility, when ur pet is missing you dont look for an hour and then sit on the porch like a goon...you get your ass out there and you FIND THAT F*CKIN DOG!!!