Talk:Lotus/@comment-190.79.51.87-20140912224026/@comment-86.144.77.120-20141110142403

Maybe the Lotus - annoyed the Grineer - Vor especially - by eating all the krispy kreme donuts. Vors Favourite among these were the Chocolate Fudge cake, Chocolate Dreamcake and the Caramel Iced. All this False Prophet stuff is just a bad grineer interpretation of "faux praline" used for the filling of some tenno donuts - the tenno made the best donuts and so vor wants their immense donut capabilities to have an endless supply of these delightful wonders - his janus key is just the wrong key for the donut vaults, which in turn, makes him angrier to think he picked up the wrong key. Being cut in half made his donut eating exploits considerably harder, Being "pure energy" now has just made his life long dream of donut gluttony an unobtainable reality. for the record - the "god" is most definitely the living manifestation of 4000 tonnes of donut dough.