Talk:Ash (Warframe)/@comment-80.121.62.97-20150427003433

The modern Warframe Ash Player:

- Only use melee (cause the cool kids do stuff like this)

- Only use dragon nikana... cause all others do (never get own opinion)

- Only use a coloring for your ash in black or black/red... (again cause all others do...) it looks some sort of badass... stupid stalker reference... "awesuuuume killer ninja omg!" Stuff like this

- Get a strong forefinger... 4 is your best friend

- Do a lot of screenshots of your "epic damage" and "epic kills" and show them to a lots of people that dont even care (pro tip!)

- Watch a lot of old Ninja garbage movies... mental training is important for you

- Rename your Account for a more fiting name like "XkillerX, -NinjaGod-, xXAssassinXx, -xXxXxGodOfProNinjaKillAlldamageBestProAssassinxXxXx-" (<- maybe too long... but u get the point)

- If ever any other Frame exceeds your killcount or damage on screen, call him some sort of a "cheater noob" and report him/her to the devs. (already happened to me while using my Mirage... I bursted into tears! Seriously...)