Talk:Update 11/@comment-66.177.249.30-20140220040816/@comment-70.194.7.79-20140220135843

Because DE secretly hates PS4 players and uses the ps4 trade taxes to build live robots that track and kill kittens. We poor PS4 folks shuffle around in a little dungeon feeding on PC's leftover 2-month old updates. They starve us and we frantically check the food door every 20 seconds to see if they will feed us the crumbs of another update. We scarf up whatever new content they toss our way and live in denial about any bugs the new updates bring, because we know it will be another two months before we get a fix or even a new weapon. Meanwhile, we can hear the PC folks through the vents clicking their heels in a fit of glee with their daily updates.

DE says to the PC folks: "Come, let us baste ourselves in the glory and splendor of yet another update while the PS4 filth below us writhe in anticipation".

Perhaps someday, a hero will rise up to unite the two armies.