Talk:Soma/@comment-12617699-20130920124020/@comment-188.81.111.179-20130922120501

Indeed!

We ned sum gud criet mawds sow we can get MOAR POWAHFUL DAKKA!

Tempted to paint it something... Unfortunately, I don't have the colour "Poop" so yeah, I can't call it the "Noob Pooper" yet.

But I HAVE pooped on one ClanTech guy.

Dera, and his Conclave companion had a throwing secondary (which he LOVED to spam)

With dis 'ere shoota, me was able to dakka dakka those noobs to oblivion, after which the host (likely the Dera guy) ragequit. SO DELICIOUS ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KILL THEM ALONE BECAUSE YOUR COMPANION IS CRYING IN A CORNER WAITING FOR HIS SHIELD TO RECHARGE, WHILE YOU KILL THEM IN A MATTER OF SECONDS (one of them was actually dumb enough to run up a wall, instead of dodge-rolling his ass away :/)

WE, THE TENNORKS, HAVE ASKED FOR CENTURIES FOR MORE DAKKA... NOW, THE COUNCIL HAS LENDED US A HAND THANKS TO OUR SUCCESSFUL OPERATIONS...

FOR CENTURIES WE HAD WAITED...

FOR CENTURIES WE HAD BEEN MAIMED BY CLANTECH....

BUT NOW...

NOW WE SUFFER NO MORE!!!!!!

LET US BUILD OUR CRIT BUILDS AND DEFEAT DEM CLANTECHERS!

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!