Talk:Ballas/@comment-1373090-20180628175406

>help make the Sentients

>make an Infested supervirus to try and fight the Sentients

>make different supervirus on unwilling citizens to make space zombie ninjas to fight off the other virus and the Sentients

>try to stave off the execution of your wife when she doesn't want to put mutated kids into a proton blender

>fail, but continue her research anyway

>turn mutated kids into puppeteer soldiers to control the raging space zombie ninjas that want to murder you all

>betray your civilisation to the Sentients for reasons

>call a dude who intercepted your unencrypted messages "subversive" and turn him into a space zombie ninja that specialises in killing the things you're defecting to

>act suprised that you get shanked

I just can't take Uncle Ticklefingers seriously. He's pretty much a cavalcade of failure.