Talk:Rhino (Warframe)/@comment-194.166.254.183-20150305013753

Once upon a time... there was an epic Rhino... lets call him "Bob". Bob was realy, realy STRONK with much damage, at least he believed in it. One day Bob lost his way into an Pluto Intercerption (yep, Cerberus)... he thought "Lololol! I am much stronk Rhino with epic skin and epic stomp! Me much pro with much skill! Me most damage! Me invincible!!!"

It went well for several rounds.. but than... WHATS THAT?!?! Bobs salted prezel skin crumbles! Just a second after that, poor Bob fell on the ground... bleedout...

So Bob thought "OMG! Loool!! Whats that?! Noob teammates not able to kill?! Me much taking all enemies?! Me mad now!11"... and so offended Bob left the game before any otherone was able to reach him for a noble revive... But before Bob left the game he wrote a big, fat "Noooooobs!!!11" into the groupchat... "Epic Rhino vengeance!!!", he thought.

The group of now three people without Bob the Rhino, survived many following waves of enemies... until glorious victory... without Bob. Cause he was to epic for us... and he is to epic for everybody in this universe to take...

(based on a true story)

THE END