Talk:Ripkas/@comment-50.135.157.64-20150324013411

Wanted a staff with two chainsaws attached to each end like the one in Gears Of War 2 that Skorge carried... But it doesn't seem to look like that will be happening any time soon. Instead I will have to use a tool which lets you eat all the bullets with your face as you're slowly flailing it around like a drunken first-timer and getting knocked down by heavy enemies, 'cause yolo. Leveling this thing to 30 and trashing it like the Kolmak then returning with the Jet Kitty to bash everyone to Mother of Mercy Hospital.