Talk:Primed Chamber/@comment-86.177.207.180-20190724180718/@comment-44362413-20191109051638

reading all of those comments makes me sick...

I got mine during a capture on Mars. A stalker appeard, and i was just about to kill him, when Chuck fking Norris popped out of a rift, opening from the back of my kavat while she was falling down 2 platforms. He offered me a really rare piece of gear if i spare his pupils life. ofcourse i agreed, and he gave me a strain of his beard!

With the beard equipted, i jumped into a pool of Kuva, while holding 3 Anchient Healer Eximus by their nose tentacles. When i emerged, 3 years and 16 Days later, i had charged strains of the beard in my hand. So i went to Konzu, and offered him those, because a real village elder needs a beard, remember Elder Cain. When i was just about to leave, he said,.. "Stay a while and listen" and i did. After he was done ranting about the Ore Trader, he gave me 5k reputation and a beard beacon.

I went outside the village and used the beard beacon, and Shenlong, the bearded Dragon appeard, granting me a wish. I thought about it for 2 nights, and then i said, "I don't have a wish, i'm happy already", and the Dragon vanished but left me 2 scales of his Tail.

With those 2 Scales i went to DE Headquarters and asked them what i can get for those. They said, they will create a warframe in the style of a dragon with those scales, so i handed em over and recieved 2 pages of concept art for them.

Those i sold on Ebay and used the coins i got to buy a boat. One day i went fishing, and caught a Norg. A massive Norg! 41kg. I was about to put it in my Aquarium, but suddenly, it spoke! "Wait, release me and i will transform into an obedient, beautiful Girl and stay with you forever!" so i was like "O.O Omg!" and i released it... well it did not transform.. it just vanished. So i sat there, crying, just a lone Tenno... and again the Dragon appeard. "You're a Moron" he said, and tossed me a Mod.

So this is the Story how i got my primed Chamber.

Seriously people, stop telling lies about mantle.. only the Dragon can get you that Card, and do not trust a Norg.

-Owl