Talk:Baruuk/@comment-98.172.14.5-20190203012113/@comment-162.255.57.251-20190217140144

As I read the words in the wiki's comment section, my eyes grew wide. Had I truly read these words, or was I just imagining them? I read them again, and sure enough, they were there: "steep learning curve".

My mouth twisted into a wry grin. How long had I been waiting for this moment? Truly it had been a lifetime, but finally I had arrived at my destination.

With an elegant motion, I place my hands above the keyboard. They hovered there for a moment, and all was still as I gave myself an extra few seconds to steep in the anticipation.

In an instant, the quiet was shattered by my the impact of my digits against the keys, each lightning-fast movement spilling a seed of staccato truth onto my screen. As I pressed the final key, my recently-freed hand danced towards the mouse with a flourish, preparing for the coup de grace.

These fools thought they knew what a steep learning curve was? The raw ignorance of the prospect! There was only one thing in this world with a steep learning curve, and I had gazed upon it with mine own eyes. I would show them. They didn't ask, and they might not care, but I. would. show them.

A euphoric click closed this chapter of my life, its quiet sound belying the major impact it would have on the world. The comment was posted, and all was as it should be.