Talk:Tigris Prime/@comment-27279105-20160928065214

A rookie Excalibur walks into a bar, places his MK-1 Braton on the counter, sits down and sighs.

Bartender: "Rough times?"

Excalibur: "I assassinated Sargas Ruk today, took ages... Give me a beer with an extra cold mod."

Next an Equinox enters, throws her Stradavar on the floor and sits down.

Equinox: "I farmed Prime parts all day, I need some variation. Give me a White Russian, bartender, half and half."

Next an Atlas enters, dropping his massive Tigris Prime on the counter.

Bartender: "The usual?"

Atlas grins and says: "One shot."