Talk:Valkyr (Warframe)/@comment-27.125.146.72-20140826072155/@comment-173.65.72.116-20140828043345

Valkyr's buns please me greatly. But there is another...

Mirage has cheeks for weeks. But greater still...

Trinity's Blessed Booty so pleased the God Zeus that the Goddess Hera became jealous and baid Poseidon curse her with a hideous lobster tail, that would forever hide her Divine Dividends. And thus she remains to this day, the tastiest peice of tail you can smother in butter.