User:USouLz

IGN: uSouLz

Don't know what to write. Couldn't think of anything clever off the top of my head. Go figure. Guess I'm done typing. You can stop reading this now. I mean there's really nothing important left to read. I'm telling you all this text will get you on a one-way path to nowhere. Seriously there's nothing left to read. Are you satisfied with yourself? Do you think this is some sort of test that you'll get some consolation prize for wasting your time reading these pointless words? Don't read this. You read it. Fine then just keep reading away. That's right you keep reading these sentences. Here's another one. Ok, you had your fun, go back to whatever you were doing. This is why we can't be friends. You know what? I'm just going to leave a big mess of sentences in a I-started-drawing-this-face-but-couldn't-finish-the-second-eye-because-the-other-was-slightly-bigger-so-I-just-crumpled-it-up-and-threw-it-at-the-trash-bin-but-couldn't-make-the-shot-so-I-had-to-get-up-from-my-comfortable-seat-and-walk-6-feet-to-actually-place-it-in-the-bin kind of way.That's right. I really just don't care anymore. No really, I just don't care anymore. In fact I couldn't care any less if you read these sentences. In fact, I lost interest a while ago. I'm doing this just to entertain you, I hope you're satisfied. Do you know why? Because I care. I care so much I went ahead and typed all of this just for you. That's right. You. You and only you. As you're the only person I would have done all this pointless typing for. So keep reading, because all this is for you. You know, I'm glad we get to spend so much time together. Doesn't it make you want to stop reading these sentences? No seriously. Look deep inside you. Deeper. A little deeper. What if I told you the next sentence you read would blow up the Earth? See, you could have killed us all right here. Also here. You know eventually I'll stop you from getting away from doing this. The world is going to explode and all you could possibly think about is reading these sentences. Ok, this time the Earth will be destroyed. You doomed us all. That wasn't very smart was it? Everyone's dead. Even you. I'm not. I'm just text. But you're dead. Stop reading. Please stop reading these sentences. See look. You've reduced me to begging. So please stop. Pretty please? I'll give you a penny covered in gum that I found on the floor. A dirty penny? A rusty penny? Ok fine a penny I found under the couch but that's about as good as it gets. I bet you're wondering why you've been doing this for so long. All you've been doing is reading pointless sentences. How lame is that? But there is a bonus to all this. But it's a secret, so I can't tell you. I got you going, didn't I? You should've seen the look on your face. But seriously, there is a secret. There's been one the whole time. You've been so busy reading these pointless sentences you didn't even realise there was an exclamation point in this jumbled mess the whole time. You're probably wondering, "What's so great about an exclamation point? Like, who uses those?". Well I'll tell you who uses those, me. Not just for any boring reason the dot in the point is actually a portal to another world filled with milk. You like milk right? Oh you're lactose intolerance. Well what if I told you it was full of bacon? Yes, that's right, bacon. Ranging from a greasy pig thigh to a cow's rib cage and onto a turkey's gizzard. Actually that last one sounded gross. Well you don't have to eat the last one if you don't want to. Unless you're some kind of freak. Which would suit you well since you read sentences for a living. You know you could be doing homework right now. If not that trying to find a cure Specalophourus Detraminalle. What's that? It's a made up symptom? How would you know when you've been sitting here reading sentences? Also I'm guessing you forgot about the whole exclamation point thing. It's here somewhere. Oh I'll tell you where it is. Only if you promise me one thing though. To stop reading these sentences. You didn't stop. You really are a stubborn person, aren't you? First you ignored everything I've said, then blew the Earth up, and refused an option to go to a world filled with bacon. You know who would have appreciated that offer? Starving kids all over the world who come down with illnesses every day. That you could be curing. But you choose to read these sentences. No. No, you're not stubborn at all. You're a monster. That's what you are. A cold-hearted monster. Who not only blew the Earth up and ignored everything I said. But would go the extra mile to refuse an offer no other person would refuse. Just to read meaningless sentences. You're really something else. I can't even fathom how many people fear you, you sadistic, careless, cruel, inhuman being. I'm going to leave now. Oh no, I'm serious. That's enough reading for you. It only fuels the dark energy in your heart. I'm gone. I am out of here. Goodbye. No more reading for you.