Talk:Tyl Regor/@comment-98.244.134.83-20130723010239

I just killed him 10 times in a row. Here is the legend of the "shittiest drop boss":

On the first day, he barely recognized he had died, having not a thing most would even consider wanting, other than the pathway to Neptune. Ages had it been since he was last farmed for anything. Then, all the sudden, a lone Loki crept into his galleon, unknown but havoc-wreaking. Just then, to worsen an already dour-looking day, what with the pests aboard, Tyl Regor had lost all of his money, blueprints, and pride in a gamble on whether or not Vor would outclass him in least-farmed after the Nightmare mode incident only days before. Being such, when said Loki finally found his way up next to Mr. Regor, they were alone. He could not even pay his guards any longer. Meekly, he cried, "I have no candy for you. We haven't celebrated Halloween in millenia." 'Twas an excuse. The Loki bid him farewell with a large, bladed pole he called "Noobsticker", grabbed what he could and took off.

Here, the story shifts to the shittiest job this Loki had ever been on. Not only did incessant nervous spasms, something the suit developers would call "bugs", cause him to die several times in the attempt to rob Tyl Regor of his blueprints and life, but then when he finally caught up to this man who owed thousands of Platinum in back-debts, all Loki had in his pocket at the end of the mission, when it was finally complete, were 23 Plastids. Twenty-three. Then, Loki turned around immediately, checking once again the entirety of the ship, Regor's clone's corpses, even himself in places he was taught to hide things, and in those places he found more than Regor and his army of mini-Regors had in totality. 114 Polymer Bundles and 23 Plastids after three of the clones died; the fourth had 2 Gallium.

Loki traveled home to his flying space-Dojo, consisting of 30% of a single room, and cried. He could not even pay to finish the house he paid rent for with such a lowly, piss-poor haul.

And thus, Tyl Regor's droprates are shit-poor. The end.