Talk:Warframes Comparison/@comment-25143266-20140712123509

Hey guys, enjoy

I see that every little noob thinks he has to tell as of his wet dreams and put up his Warframe ideas. And I see that alot of people are annoyed by that; so I dicided to come up with something on the spot. I'm thinking it up while writing so be curious. But the theme is: boredom and lazyness

Name: wimp

lore: no one knows because he's too lazy to tell us... lotus somehow got him to fight though... frightening woman.

stats: hp:125 shield:75 armor:225 (cus he's fat) energy:125 endurance:50(cus he's fat) speed:0.7(cus you can guess why).


 * 1: fart: all enemies behind wimp (5/10/12/15m) take 50/100/150/200 gas damage with 75% proc chance. wimp gets a 50% speed boost for 3s, cus he's so much lighter now...


 * 2: harmless: Cus wimp is so lazy and slow the enemies think hes harmless for 10/20/30/40s or until he kills an enemy.


 * 3: sleep: wimp is so tired he falls to the ground and starts to sleep for 3/5/7/10 sec and regenerates 5%/s of health. cus hes fat, when he drops to sleep there will be a little earthquake and all enemies in the vicinity (5/10/15/20m) get knocked back and get a radiation proc for 10/12/15/20s.


 * 4: ultimate boredom: Wimp is so bored with this level that he just decides to teleport to the extraction point, where he'll troll and wait for the rest of the group. It is not possible to end the mission if al participants are wimps and use there ulti. This attack lets shine through the unimaginable talent and possibilities that wimp would have if he wasn't so lazy...

for all haters: I'm one of you

For all likers: Never gonna happen, Muhahahahahahahahahaha

But when looking at him now, he's rather balanced, even though that stuff just came out of nowhere.

Thanks for reading that crap.