User:DaExile/NotHorseNoises

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Kuva Siphon nearby

 * Guardians, distract the child!
 * Look at this; a dreamer sleep stumbling unto my Kuva siphon?
 * Listen. The machines are coming to life. There's Kuva in the air.
 * Listen to the chamber simmer. The longer that dreamer thrashes about the more Kuva essence we collect.
 * Relax child, you won't feel a thing. Promise.

Kuva collection success

 * Double, double, toil and trouble, the puppets dance while the chamber bubbles!
 * What lovely energy. Every particle counts when we're making Kuva.
 * Boom, boom, BOOM! Look at those fireworks. But it's all for show, my Kuva Siphon is Warframe-proof.
 * More! I want more!

After Braids destroyed

 * My Kuva! Do not let them do that again.
 * I said STOP THEM!
 * Don't let them do that!
 * My little rumple-dimples, why must you let them hurt my siphon? Do you want me to get mean?
 * Another failure! If you don't want to serve your Queen, you can always be served to her, on a platter.
 * No! Listen, if you let the Kuva Siphon get damaged again, I'll grind the lot of you into miniature-dumplings.
 * What was I thinking?!? I never should have put my food in charge of something this important.
 * I give you maggots the honor of eating from my scrap-trough and this is how you replay me?
 * What are you overfed-swine doing? Protect the Siphon!
 * Disgusting flesh-thing. Thoroughly unappetizing.
 * Queen's Immortal Guard... pfft... you're just a waste of food.
 * You're not guards. You're compost heaps with legs.
 * Wait, what is it doing?
 * Ick! I don't like it when the meatbag squirms out of its shell like that. Put it back.
 * Arrgh!
 * No!

After Kuva Siphon destroyed

 * You useless balls of festering flesh. You let them destroy my Kuva Siphon.
 * Another failure! If you don't want to serve your Queen, you can always be served to her, on a platter.
 * My siphon! My Kuva! You're messing up all my plans. I don't like it, not one bit!
 * My siphon! I can't believe how useless you all are! Report for execution at once!

All 8 Kuva collected

 * TBA