Talk:Tigris Prime/@comment-28993886-20160824033007/@comment-29580146-20160826065425

Woah there, calm down.

Keep that lotus fetish locked up deep inside you where it can fester away without anyone else ever having to see it.

No, no, no.

What we need is a Sancti Vaykor Synoid Tigris Vandal Wraith Pirme.

When firing a single round it causes the target to drop one of each void relic, a random dual-stat event mod, and 100 platinum.

Firing a double round gives the Lotus a squirting orgasm.