Talk:Cyclone Kraken/@comment-202.69.186.252-20170527075331

1st try and 1st Journal Entry in Dakata (Ext. Cache)

It was a happy day that I heard that there is a new update to the game. What makes me even more happy in that day was there is a new mod for Machete name as the "Cyclone Kraken". And also it can be acquired from Kuva fortress Dakata. So, I didn't hesitate to farm it there with my Wukong. At first, its hard to find these cache in each maps provided by Dakata to me. But I manage to learn the nooks and crannies of these maps. But the mod did not try in my first run :( well  not to worry my good self! I'll hope that the mod in my next try if not, in next next run

-sum perversum machinus x/xx/xx17

7th try and 2nd Journal Entry in Dakata (Ext. Cache)

MAN! I REALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD DROP IN MY 6TH OR 7TH RUNS!!! RNG*D**ING DAMIT!!! *sigh* welp this the whole game is all about, grind all u can until the whole thing drops t(-_-)t. But Im not Giving up!!!! I'll try whatever I can w/ the help of my Wukong and Ivara to find those dang cache! and get that ***ing mod you'll see!! "Cyclone Kraken" !! YOU WILL SEE MY WINGS SPREAD AND FLY AWAY AND IT WILL FART MAGICAL UNICORN-MADE GOLDEN DUST TO YOU FACE!! YOU ......WILL.............SEEEE!!

- sum perversum machinus x/xx/xx17

20th++++ and my Last Will Testament about Dakata (Ext. Cache) pls. share the word

This entry will serve as my memento mori to someone who finds my journal. By the name of Lotus' BREAST!!! Cyclone Kraken!...........Cyclone Kraken!..................... CYCLONE KRAKEN IS THE EVIL REINCARNATION OF HADES AND SATAN COMBINED!!!!!! ...................... As of now the Stance is still not drop............... but deep inside in my repetitive activity in Dakata, the stance is imbeded with evil force.................. That made me crazy!!!!!! (ELOLOLOLOLOLOLO9LOLOLOLOL)................... SEE WHAT IT MADES ME! IT MADE ME GONE INSANE!! AND WORST.......... THE DEMONIC HUMS OF THE CACHE STILL HAUNTS ME WHEN IM NOT IN GAME!! THE HUMS ARE MADE BY THE STANCE'S EVIL SUCCUBUS THAT TELLS ME TO LOOK FOR CACHE IN REAL LIFE!!! AND WHILE IM WRITING THIS MEMENTO MORI, THE HUMS IS STILL HAUNTING ME WHICH DRIVES ME CRAZY AF!

OH NO! MY MIND! IT'S PAINFULOWWLWOWLWOW! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMONIC HUM CACHE SPIRITS, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! IN THE NAME OF THE LOTUS' BREAST WITH THE MIGHTY STAFF OF WUKONG STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! STAY AWAAAAAAAAYYAYYAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHHAHAAHAAAA!!!1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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tnx for taking your time to read the "Horrors of the Kraken"