User:SkeletonJelly/Warbros

The few, the fast, the Warbros.
The lords of every event so far. From Fusion Moa, Sling Stone and Arid Fear, the Warbros have dominated the clan leader boards three times. Sling Stone and Arid Fear, they were filled with not but active clansmen, and two hundred strong participating in the event. Where does this strength come from?

-HHH
Fourth ranked for Informers, fifth ranked for Sling Stone, and top clansman on the leaderboards for Arid Fear. No one knows how boundless his autism truly is, and it is suspected that he may be two people in the same body, and that he sleeps dormant while his other half grinds harder than an Asian Stripper.

KriegBar
The whiny scumsucker of Warbros. Widely disliked for his casualness and his inability to Zoren through a laser grid. Tends to complain about everything.

Wiawyr
High Warlord of Warbros. Motivator, public speaker, Chippendale dancer, professional Loki, and all around speedy individual. Straight out of Compton, this pink and yellow crusader has led Warbros to thrice victories. First over Warframe Japan, and twice over Broframe.

His congratulatory video:

Trivia

 * MikeB is a buttblasted baby, along with every other member of Bitchframe.
 * Scott is our best bud. We sent him a shirt.
 * Faster than Sonic on LSD.
 * DZoren is a hell of a drug.
 * Not recruiting.
 * SkeletonJelly: Is Skeleton Jelly.