Talk:Machete/@comment-75.139.90.42-20160311054237

I'm a little confused here... They didn't buff it for the Tac reward? At all?

Uh, Teshin? What exactly are you trying to teach us? Is this is a lesson in the value of melee, or a lesson in irony? I feel like I was just told I suck at baseball and was sent to the batting cages for an hour, at the end of which I was told I was ready for the pros and was handed... a whiffle bat.

Really? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or terrified in the face of your apparent confidence that I can make the worst weapon in the game useable without any help from above.

In all seriousness (not that I wasn't being serious above), I am grateful for another sharp object for my collection, and the Tac Alert really is a fun one.