Talk:Volt/@comment-113.210.75.236-20160529134424/@comment-113.210.63.2-20160530214000

First off, if you're trying to pretend to be mature, try not to type like some know it all snot nosed brat next time. None of my posts have been as crude as your shoddily mashed up replies, but the moment I imply you have the intelligence of a kindergartener, you freak out. Looks like I may have struck a nerve that hit too close to home.

How do you know how many people asked for it? Did you think about that when you were screaming "popular demand" while barely knowing what the word "popular" meant? Instead of being a cowardly piece of shit shifting the burden of proof, why don't you trawl up some pre-nerf Speed complaints. Go on, show me how much more people wanted Speed fucked over compared to new Primed mods, or an Oberon rework. Show me DE had a valid reason for fucking over Speed before giving people what they really want.

Yeah one or two speed coils get picked up out of every 5 casted. '''I never claimed otherwise. '''If you didn't have the reading comprehension of a disabled toddler, you'd note that my problem with the coils is how awkward it is to get every one while maintaining forward momentum.

I already told you why I didn't bring up coptering points, you blithering idiot. It was right there in my last post: ''"But that's besides the point here which is why I didn't go into it.". ''I don't even need to list all my points out. The moment you mentioned "mobility in the horizontal direction", it's clear you're full of shit. Horizontal bullet jump is a fucking joke compared to coptering. In fact, '''most of the propulsion of coptering was literally horizontal momentum. '''Lets not even go into the part where your version of coptering is apparently knocking into things, you've embarrassed yourself enough.

You never coptered, you never learnt how to copter, and it's likely you've yet to reach top speed using Parkour 2.0. A person who plays the game traversing at the slowest possible speed, has fuck all to say about Volt's Speed. If you want nice hugboxxy responses next time, then don't half ass your posts with poorly thought out crap.