Talk:Brakk/@comment-173.65.87.70-20131024230732/@comment-96.18.16.245-20131025032108

well, see, noone wants the Detron because it shoots flaming explosive dildos that home in on your own anus. they would much rather use the the Brakk since it kills the enemies via asphyxiation by plastering a giant bull turd over their face. i posted this on the internets, so it MUST be true!